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Okay, number ONE - a guy's *looks* is the simple one: Listen, most guys do NOT do the best they can to look their best. Whether it's their physical selves, or their clothing style, they are not doing justice to their potential. Most guys could look THREE times as good if they just paid attention to this.
Exercising, having a good diet, having at least one stylish set of clothes and shoes for going out, and getting a cool haircut are not beyond reach unless you are plain lazy. The trickier part is conveying a cool personality and developing a sense of connection. Okay, so what is a *cool* personality? A COOL personality is not so much *interesting* as it is also COMPELLING, INTRIGUING and CONVEYING POWER. It's showing you are THE MAN in various elaborate ways. |
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Those situations will happen again, and you will have ideas for them ready instantly.
#2 BE PLAYFUL In some situations, you might feel awkward about saying anything to a woman, you might not know what to say, you might think the situation is not appropriate for picking up. I used to let these fears stop me. Since I couldn't think of something awesome to say, or because I thought a situation was too difficult, too awkward, I didn't say anything. But then I realized something: The only reason I was so concerned with the *perfect line* or with my fear of being rejected was because I didn't want girls to think that I was a loser. |
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A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a sexy woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, *Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?*
She responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, *No, I won't sleep with you tonight!* Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, *I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations.* To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, *What do you mean $200?* |
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The best example of busting balls (and the most harsh) is from the movie *Goodfellas.* There's a famous scene where Tommy DeVito (Joe Pesci) and Henry Hill (Ray Liotta) are in a restaurant after hours, and Joe Pesci's character stops the conversation in mid-laughter to ask Henry what he meant by a comment. *What do you mean, I'm a funny guy? What makes me so funny? Am I a clown?* The situation gets very tense because Tommy looks serious, and Tommy is a bit psycho. Henry starts to back down, getting a little scared. Then Henry figures out that Tommy is just pulling his chain, and they all get a laugh.
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Gossiping
On February 18th 1992, Joyce Blatherwick, a close friend of Agnes Banbury popped round for a cup of tea and a chat, during the course of which she told Mrs. Banbury, in the strictest confidence, that she was having an affair with the butcher. After Mrs. Blatherwick left at 2.10pm, Mrs. Banbury immediately began to tell everyone, swearing them all to secrecy. By 2.30pm, she had told 128 people of the news. By 2.50pm it had risen to 372 and by 4.00pm that afternoon, 2774 knew of the affair, including the local Amateur dramatic Society, several knitting circles, a coachload of American tourists which she flagged down and the butchers wife. When a tired Mrs. Banbury went to bed at 11.55pm that night, Mrs.Blatherwick's affair was common knowledge to a staggering 75,338 People, enough to fill Wembley Stadium. |